So I was sketching in pencil today, something I never do anymore.. a nice little picture emerged. It wasn't until I was editing the colour balance in Photoshop and got to see the picture at length (ha) that I saw it.. oh man.

 
I had drawn a dick.

He's balancing on an egg with a cracked tip, no less. No matter which you slice it, penis is all over this picture. I was crestfallen.

I'm going to call it 'Slick Rick's Egg-mazing Balancing Act'.

Anthropomorphic nipples are obviously next.