The Yetican Empire

I've found a curious book detailing the exploits + general awesomeness of the  མི་རྒོད་, or Migoi Empire. A rare breed of yeti, they dominated the mountains of Nepal + Tibet, where they listened to thrash metal, drank moonshine, and high-fived each other. Although their drunken orgies resulted in a thriving population, they were hunted for their distinctive heraldic fur, which became a status symbol for the nobility in other parts of the world.  They eventually brought about their own extinction, primarily through a ritual involving a primitive form of snowboarding, cliffs, and 1080° backflips.

The book contains an actual sample of Royal Migoi fur! A rare find, indeed!